Scientific Evaluation of Emo Contract

Betabyte Codename: Maths Freak reporting fer sole duty of evaluating the ONE AND ONLY

EMO Contract

E=evaluating
M=monster
O=objective

Inference: The above inference does not make any sense.
Problem statement: How does EMO-ing affects Monthly Test results??
Aim: To investigate the relationship between EMO-ing and Monthly Test results.

Real Inference (unfake): EMO-ing is directly proportional to Monthly Test results.
Hypothesis: The more we EMO, the better our Monthly Test results.

Apparatus: Emotion 6.0 mol per cubic dm, Success textbooks 5000 kg, table, chair, pillow, bag, pencil, PINK highlighter, K 800 i handphone, Charity Fiesta tokens, Puan Norlida, Mr Dave, Ag+Au cage, FCUK specs, a katana, Titanium armor, i pod+i pick+i read+i emo, a mirror (special case for Handsome), Cam whore alerting device.

Materials: Betabytes: Seh Sen, Sam, EJ, Seek Sean, Benny, Andre. + spectators>>who are supposed to freak out when they see EMO people.

Procedure:
1. Ask Elise not to FFK.
2. Shut up.
3. Hit Andre with a calculator.
4. Do art project and get boomed by Puan Masita.
5. Shut yer pie hole.
6. DO not LISTEN to Puan Sanizah's instruction and mix Na, Li, K and Fr in a beaker full of water.
7. Throw a mirror and Gatsby to Ng.
8. Shut up lah!!
9. Give Amy popcorn in a bucket of Narnia: Prince Caspian merchandise.
10. Scold vulgar words.
11. If you follow the above instructions, congrats, you are now a dumb dumb.

JUST FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE CONTRACT LA!!

Obervations, Discussions and Conclusions are to be made after 23th of July 2008.

Thanks for reading my f**king stupid report.

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